Funny Things That Happen When Other People Move Your Stuff

1. The toilet paper off the roll in the bathroom gets packed before you actually vacate the house
2. It takes three days to find the kitchen trash can
3. Plastic cups are carefully wrapped in multiple layers of paper
4. The garbage disposal wrench from the old house gets brought to the new house
5. The box labeled "Small Appliances" means there is one small appliance and a whole host of other things - surprise!

Today's To Do List

1. Pick up keys for condo
2. Write a very large check to the landlord
3. Move all of my stuff out of Binnie's place
4. Move all of my stuff into the condo
5. Hit up Target for all the things I missed

Super Special Design Elements

1. Spirals
2. Swirls
3. Stars
4. Squares
5. Squiggles

New Things In Life

1. New job
2. New city
3. New home
4. New places
5. New time with old friends (and my sister!)

The Sole F80 Treadmill

1. It's big
2. It's sturdy
3. It's foldable
4. It's fast
5. It's in my basement!!!

And now I am going to go run on it. And I am very excited.

Potential New Country Line Dances

1. The Chicken Shit
2. The Watermelon Stomp
3. The Crocodile File
4. The Heartland Hop
5. The Twisted Divet


~Thanks to Mike and Amber for the assist on this one!

Five Foolproof Ways To Fill Out Your Bracket

1. Alphabetically by the school's mascot
2. Tallest average height of last season's starters
3. Oldest assistant coaches
4. Best school color combinations
5. Revese alphabetically by city where school is located